My husband has a hilarious habit of talking in his sleep while he’s dreaming. Sometimes I’ll wake up to him talking out loud as if he’s having a totally normal, wide awake conversation with someone. I give him a nudge and he wakes up a little bit, usually grunts out a sleepy “Huh? What?” and goes right back to sleep.

Last night, though, was the funniest one yet!

Husband, with great urgency: “Towel! TOWEL!”

Me, half-asleep: “What’s wrong?”

Husband sits up: “The baby has yams all over him!” – he lays back down.

Me, patting Husband’s shoulder: “Honey, you’re dreaming.”

Husband, waking up a little bit: “Huh? What?”

Aaaaaaand he was back out in dreamland again! Albeit quietly this time.